“Fuck it, we slay” (heavy eye bags, dehydrated, on the verge of insanity)
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch
Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.
Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…
Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?
Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…
Oh hang on what’s this?
I’m not sure I can reach it…
Oh crap!!!!
Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain
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My german ass when I remember that english just doesn’t have decent translations for some words I use on the daily
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235 FAVORITE SHIPS OF ALL TIME (ranked by my followers)
156. greta gil and carson shaw - a league of their own
“When I… When we weren’t together, did you go with any other women?”
“I only ever thought about you, Yen.”
—excerpt from “Lady of the Lake”
No mourners. No funerals. — Why do you guys say that? Why isn’t it just “good luck” or “be safe”? — We like to keep our expectations low.SHADOW AND BONE (2021– )
S02E04: Every Monstrous Thing
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♡ ULTIMATE SHIPS MEME ♡: Heartwarming Scenes [2/5]
↳ Tyrone Johnson & Tandy Bowen, Cloak and Dagger 2.07 ( 2018 - 2019 )
JOSEPH QUINN
Strangers Fan Meet 7 (SFM7, Day Two — May 14th)
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